THE NIGHT OF THE DOUBLE-EDGED KNIFE
[Artie] Sir, I consider that a personal affront! |
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[Artie] Prepare to defend yourself, sir! May I have a little room, please... |
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[Jim] If we stick to the shadows we might be able to mix in. |
[Jim] That’s why Washington has sent us brave gents here. To find the killers, round them up, and get the railroad moving again. |
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[Artie] Are they softening us up to carve us up? |
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[American Knife] Who knows, some day you may say some of my best friends are Cheyenne. |
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[Jim] You lost your disguise. |
Musical Interlude: Some Escape Music |
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[Artie] You get to be an old codger like me, you learn to admire and revere the fair sex, as I do. |
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[Jim] I hate to clip your feathers, Artemus, but please – just look the part. Restrain yourself. |
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[Jim] No whiskey, no women. |
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[American Knife] A pleasure, Mr. Gordon. |
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[Jim] She’s the tribal torturer. |
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[Artie] You’re nothing but a bunch of murderers. |
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[Artie] Oh, my pleasure! |
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[American Knife] You see, Mr. Gordon— |
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[Artie] You’ll never get away with this! |
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[Artie] James, my boy, that is a nice, useful sort of gorgeous girl. |
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[Artie] Sir, I don’t want to fight. I have no desire to do it… |
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[American Knife] Care for a cheap scalp? |
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[Artie] Thank you, but I really have to be going. |
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[Artie] Here’s to sin. |
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[Artie] Nobody know nothing. Tongue still like deep water. |
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[Jim] I wouldn’t trust you either. |
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[Artie] Well, let’s get this train on the road. Civilization, here we come! |
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[Jim] What were you trying to do? |
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[Jim] The ignoble Red man. |
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[Tennyson] Well done, sir! |
[Artie] Jim! Come on! |
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[Jim] Do something to get their attention. |
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[Jim] I must say, Artemus, you did a beautiful job of
disguise. |
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[Artie] Oh, of course! Don't I make the sunrise in the west every morning? |
THE NIGHT OF THE GLOWING CORPSE
[Artie] Come on, lady, I haven’t got all day. |
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[Artie] Expressman, lady. |
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[Artie] My great-aunt Maude always used to say every man should have a hobby. |
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[Jim] You have been the busy secret service man, haven’t you? |
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[Artie] What are you trying to do? |
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[Artie] And it’s brilliant if I do say so myself, Jim. |
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[Artie]
Five minutes under water – submerged! And you’d still survive! That is, if
somebody was trying to drown ya. |
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[Artie] I think we’d better call the housekeeper. This place is a mess! |
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[Artie] Alright, the libration of the moon. |
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[Artie] As a matter of fact, I’ve always been interested in nature since I was a little boy. |
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[Artie]
It works! |
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[Guest]
I never make a mistake. |
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[Artie]
Tell me something. You ever wonder what might have happened if Amalie had
pointed that gun a little higher when she shot at you? |
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[Jim] I like surprises. |
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[Artie]
Want to know what it is? |
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[Artie]
You seem worried. |
THE NIGHT OF THE MURDEROUS SPRING
[Jim] What do you want to be, a hero? |
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[Loveless] Things are going on schedule, you’ll see, Mr. Doubting Thomas. |
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[Loveless] I wanted a candy, Kitten, and you’ve eaten all of them. |
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[Loveless] Now I had my heart set on that … FUDGE! |
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[Loveless] Now, to make a man kill the thing he loves, that requires genius. |
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[Artie]
You wouldn’t have any giblet gravy in your pocket, would you? |
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[Jim] For a moment, Artie, it was almost like I hated you. |
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[Artie]
Would you mind telling me what you’ve got in mind? |
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[Artie] You know, he has really gone insane. |
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[Jim]
Hey, Arte … is that really you? |
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[Loveless] But with one move of my hand on this lever, I send you forth to rid the world of evil. |
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Musical Interlude: Loveless & Antoinette/Lullaby (w/mayhem) |
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[Loveless] Those whom the gods will destroy they first make mad. |
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[Artie] Hey, what’s the matter? |
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[Jim] I’ll miss him. That little man with the giant rage against the whole universe. |
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Musical Interlude 2: Miguelito’s Theme |
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[Loveless] Really, you can be quite exasperating. What kind of remark is that, "mmmhmm?" |
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[Artie] Hey, it’s me, remember? Artemus Gordon, Mrs. Gordon’s son. |
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[Artie] I am not letting you out of here in this state! |
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[Jim]
Artie, you look a little pecked. How about a snack? |
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[Loveless] I imagine you’re bursting with questions. |
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[Jim]
I thought I shot you. |
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[Artie]
Oh no, you’re not going to tell us about another one of those silly inventions
of yours. |
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[Loveless] You accuse me of bragging. You may as well accuse the sun of being egocentric because it shines. |
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[Artie] Easy on the suspenders, friend. It’s the only pair I’ve got. |
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[Loveless] And good-bye, adieu, ta-ta to all that veneer of civilization they prize so highly. |
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[Loveless] Our visiting hours are over, Mr. Gordon. But I think for you we can make an exception. |
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[Jim]
We need a weapon, don’t we? |
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[Artie] Alright, something is wrong. What is it? |
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