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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
 Posted - 09/11/2007 : 09:17:22
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THAT THEY MUST REPORT TO THE TRAIN FOR IMMEDIATE DEBRIEFING!!!!!
President Grant today issued orders for Agents Cranston, Pike, West, Gordon, Pet, Apple, Kit, Pidge and Bess to report to the train for extensive debriefing. He is very upset at the gross negligence and dereliction of duty by said agents of late.
Pet storlls in the train with Artemus Gordon accompanying her. She glares at TPOTUS as she grabs the whiskey bottle from his grasp and puts it back in the cabinet.
"That's for guests, SIR, something you are not at the moment. Here drink some of this..." Hands him a glass of water.
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kitana
SS novice field agent
1578 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 09:34:55
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Kit comes in behind Pet and shakes her head she goes to the cabinet and takes back out the whiskey and looks at the President "Forgive her sir she forgets water tastes better when its followed by this."
She pours herself a drink and sits down next to Artemus and Pet |
Artie, "Come one step closer and I'll misspell your name!" |
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Pidgeon
SS novice field agent
2666 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 09:38:44
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| Pidge walks in with a magazine in her hand, looking around for pesky little interlopers. Not seeing any, she sets herself down next to Jeremy and sips her water. Jeremy toasts her and drinks his down in one swallow. |
"Any scene can be more freshly and clearly seen when it is seen upside down." G.K. Chesterton |
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
8641 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 09:41:23
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Agent Byrne enters the train and takes the bottle from President Grant. She pours herself a drink then puts the bottle back in the cabinet.
She takes a seat in a chair at the dining table. |
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 09:46:58
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Agent Bess comes in takes a huge drink and sits down. Everyone inquires about the whereabouts of Jim West.
"Jim who?" Bess asks. |
BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
8641 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 09:52:32
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Agent Cranston bumbles his way into the parlor car, trips over Jeremy's feet, and lands at the feet of Pidgeon. He finds himself entranced by her ankle, which is peeking out from her skirt. Jeremy biffs him on the head and he snaps out of it. He rises and joins Apple at the table, nodding and smiling at her as he sits down.
President Grant rolls his eyes at the antics of the agents. |
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 09:54:53
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Pet is beside herself with laughter and falls on the floor laughing. She lands at Artie's feet and their eyes lock as he helps her up.
"Someone get those two a room" Grant rolles his eyes "not again I cant go through this with you people again. Let's get this meeting called to order." |
Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up. |
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
8641 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 09:56:00
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| The parlor car door opens one last time and Agent James West saunters in, a grin on his face. "Mr. President," he says, and takes a seat. |
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:01:20
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| "So?" Bess inquires, "Is that Jim West?" |
BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died
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Pidgeon
SS novice field agent
2666 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:03:01
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| Pidge blushes at President Grant's inference. She also shakes her head at Bosley. Holding on to her magazine, she looks around the windows searching for ... those pesky interlopers. |
"Any scene can be more freshly and clearly seen when it is seen upside down." G.K. Chesterton |
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Pidgeon
SS novice field agent
2666 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:04:11
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quote:
Originally posted by blacksheepbrat64
"So?" Bess inquires, "Is that Jim West?"
Jim smerks and sits down across from Bess, holding her gaze with his deep blue eyes. |
"Any scene can be more freshly and clearly seen when it is seen upside down." G.K. Chesterton |
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kitana
SS novice field agent
1578 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:06:10
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Kit is still Looking at Artemus when Jim comes in she sideway glances at him then turns back to Artemus he smiles at her. Kit then turns to the president "yes Sir?!"
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Artie, "Come one step closer and I'll misspell your name!" |
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:09:31
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The water seems to take effect on Bess. She looks at Jim West's eyes.
HMMMMMMMMMM |
BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:14:12
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"This meeting is now called to order." Grant stood and galred at all his agents.
"Gentlemen and ladies...we have a dilema here. There has been too much MCJ floating around lately and I am here to find out why."
"Uhm because we like it? Because it's the water?" Pet snerked and Artie slapped her leg and rolled his eyes.
"That is precisely the attitude I want explained here today. I want EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU to explain...let's start with the one of you who claims to be the sane one...Mrs. Hamiltion." Grant looks expantly at her.
The entire group of agents snickers..."She's what got us all into this mess in the first place," Pet smirks. |
Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up. |
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
8641 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:21:00
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"Mr. President, Pet is mistaken. I am not to blame. It was under your orders that Artemus and I pretend to be newlyweds in order to stop Major Hearn." She stops to look at Arte and his bride. "Arte decided that being married seemed like a good idea, and well hey...look at them!"
President Grant admits that the Gordons are very happy, then asks them to explain. |
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:27:01
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"Uh...well...er...you see sir, it's like this..." Artie sighs and gives up Pet takes it upon herself to explain.
"Sir, Bess here started this whole thing by claiming the water on the train was drugged. Well we HAD to conduct extensive testing and well we discovered it wasn't drugged. It just has unique properties that...well...for lack of better words...makes one rather amourus. And well, sir we decided we just don't want to fight it anymore." Pet glared daring him to push futher.
"Uhm, yes...well you are still agents and must act like agents."
Jeremy, holind Pidge's hand, making Cranston glare, looke dto the President.
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Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up. |
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
8641 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:32:06
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Apple interrupts, "If I may sir, why are we rehashing this? Haven't we gone over this before?" Pet's head snaps up at the Deb arguing with POTUS.
Grant chews on his cigar and stares at Apple for a minute. Finally he harrumphs and waves his hands in the air. "All right, I don't know what I was thinking!"
The agents look around the room at each other, confused. |
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:33:34
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"Uhm you weren't thinking, sir." Pet smiles at him.
"My suggestion to you is have a nice tall glass of water." Pet pours him a glass and hands it to the shocked man.
"Pet!" Artie tries to stop her knowing the effects the water can have. |
Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up. |
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:34:25
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| "Sir,"Bess West states,"I never said it was drugged just like Pet said, it has unique properties..uh...I'm sorry my husband & I were having a squabble." |
BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
8641 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:35:11
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| Just then the door opens and Julia Grant enters with an armed escort. Pet quickly hands her a tall glass of water also. |
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:39:31
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"Here Mrs. Grant you look hot and thirsty after your trip. Drink this it will help tremendously."
Mrs. Grant downs the glass and looks at her husband.
"Now Uly, just what are you doing here bothering these young people?" She glared at her husband and the agents tried their best not to snicker as they watched the President being taken down by his wife. |
Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up. |
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 11:13:20
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| Bess leans over and whispers to her husband, if she ever catches him where he is not suppose to be again, he will pay. Of course, while she is telling him this, she is smiling at everyone like she is whispering sweet nothings in his ear. |
BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
8641 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 11:16:37
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uuhm, Bess? That was in email only, right? So here it is ok... |
~Apple~
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kitana
SS novice field agent
1578 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 11:31:36
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Kit looked around as Douglas came through the door she stood and waltzed over to him and gave him a tall glass of water.
"Its like this sir we like being agents and all but this is so much fun...."
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Artie, "Come one step closer and I'll misspell your name!" |
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ALL AGENTS ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED
