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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
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 Posted - 06/07/2007 : 18:18:18
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Originally posted by blacksheepbrat64
BSB walks in "Apple I hate to tear you away but I need to ask you something "
"What is it, BSB? Why don't you email me?"
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 18:32:51
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| I did, but the reason I'm taking you aside here is I want to know if anyone has discovered the contents of the note yet? |
BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died
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Pidgeon
SS novice field agent
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Posted - 06/07/2007 : 18:33:15
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| All right. Who's got the note? |
"Any scene can be more freshly and clearly seen when it is seen upside down." G.K. Chesterton |
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
8600 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 18:36:12
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| Jim had it last, i thought. You did email me? what is going on with hotmail? |
~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye |
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 18:36:25
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| BSB pulls Pidgeon over..."Is it Jim or Jeremy?" |
BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 18:40:23
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| I guess something is wrong with the telegraph system tonite. I'm jumping back & forth between this and that document. I want to know what is in that note don't you two? |
BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
8600 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 18:43:04
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| really, I hadn't thought much about it. I though Jim said that it was a commendation from the President, or something... |
~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye |
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
8600 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 18:44:01
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the telegraph system is up and running on my end BSB!
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~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye |
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 18:44:49
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| Don't you two want to find out what it is I think its something else.... |
BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
8600 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 18:55:34
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BSB, I'm not sure I really haven't been paying much attention. sorry.
*accepts her parasol from Artemus* "thank you darling, I'm ready for that stroll."
*Artemus and Apple take their leave of the small group, Artemus tipping his hat to the ladies present, both of them wearing secretive smiles*
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~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye |
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 18:57:07
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quote:
Originally posted by nittanyapple
BSB, I'm not sure I really haven't been paying much attention. sorry.
*accepts her parasol from Artemus* "thank you darling, I'm ready for that stroll."
*Artemus and Apple take their leave of the small group*
Hey I just go back with Artie's horse can anyone tell my why Artie AND apple were going into the Justice of the Peace's office?!? |
Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up.  |
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 18:59:54
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| Is that where they're going Apple, I thought you were behaving! |
BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 19:01:25
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Originally posted by blacksheepbrat64
Is that where they're going Apple, I thought you were behaving!
Apple and behaving in the same sentence? What are you smoking and with whom? |
Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up. |
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 19:12:34
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Sorry, I'm multitasking here, trying to type a document & trying to keep this 50 pound basset hound from chasing frogs. Are you sure that's where they went
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BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 19:17:13
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Originally posted by blacksheepbrat64
Sorry, I'm multitasking here, trying to type a document & trying to keep this 50 pound basset hound from chasing frogs. Are you sure that's where they went
Well I was going to stop and offer Artie his horse back but yeah they went in so I just came back here.
Anyone ever find out what's in that telegram or do I have to go find Jeremy and ask him? |
Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up. |
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 20:12:47
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Can you find out from Jeremy or do I need to distact Jim?
BSB pops the cork on another bottle of champagne.
"Look what I just found, gentleman, lets have a glass & go for a moonlight stroll. Artiespet, do tell us about your adventure on Artie's horse today?"
That's it for me tonight, Everybody have a good night |
BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 20:20:33
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quote:
Originally posted by blacksheepbrat64
Can you find out from Jeremy or do I need to distact Jim?
BSB pops the cork on another bottle of champagne.
"Look what I just found, gentleman, lets have a glass & go for a moonlight stroll. Artiespet, do tell us about your adventure on Artie's horse today?"
That's it for me tonight, Everybody have a good night
I'll tell you all about my adventures tomorrow can anyone tell me about apple, Artie and the Justice Of The Peace? 
Hey I don't see that telegram anywhere...did Jeremy take it with him when he left with kitana? This does not look good ladies! It could be DAYS before we find out what's in that thing. |
Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up. |
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kitana
SS novice field agent
1578 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 21:47:22
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***** LAughs from somewhere out of sight***** yep that is the Idea
Apple no marring artie or its back to rehab..... LOL |
Artie, "Come one step closer and I'll misspell your name!" |
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2007 : 22:04:40
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Originally posted by kitana
***** LAughs from somewhere out of sight***** yep that is the Idea
Apple no marring artie or its back to rehab..... LOL
Uhm we might have a bit of a predicament there kitana. I saw them and well there was rice thrown and MCJ! I don't know what to make of it. |
Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up. |
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
8600 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 00:21:10
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The CourierJune 8
Miss Apple Byrne weds Artemus Gordon
Apple Byrne, daughter of prominent Shipping and Coal magnate MacDonald Byrne, was married to cattle rancher Artmeus Gordon late yesterday afternoon in a private ceremony.
The bride was radiant in a white china silk gown, with a train of chantilly lace and matching veil, gathered in a diamond and pearl tiara.
When the Gordons return from their honeymoon, merger proceedings will begin and the consolidated holdings of Byrne-Gordon will be one of the largest fortunes in the United States.
The couple is honeymooning at an undisclosed location. |
~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye |
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Pidgeon
SS novice field agent
2666 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 06:15:49
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Oh brother!!!
And what did you tell me in your post about this??? Hmmm? |
"Any scene can be more freshly and clearly seen when it is seen upside down." G.K. Chesterton |
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Pidgeon
SS novice field agent
2666 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 06:23:08
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Originally posted by nittanyapple
No ma'am I don't. Sorry and I am not tipping off the wagon. I am simply taking advantage of this awesome situation!
Don't go crazy and cart me off to rehab...it won't last much longer, I promise!
Let's see...
How would we translate this to mean? Hmmm...
"I am not tipping off the wagon. it won't last much longer, I promise..."
Holy cow!! You didn't tip the wagon. The wagon went flying into the stratosphere!!! It's circling the moon!!! It's being used by NASA to hold satellite dishes!!!!
"No. No. won't last much longer." (rolls her eyes)
I had bad feelings about this last night and I didn't even get to read everything leading up to it!!
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"Any scene can be more freshly and clearly seen when it is seen upside down." G.K. Chesterton |
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 09:13:15
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Prelude:
All the rest of the party (excluding Artie & Apple) had gone for their moonlight stroll with Jim & Jeremy.
Jim & Jeremy had escorted all the ladies to the local hotel for the night. With thoughts of Jim & Jeremy in their heads, they all fell asleep, meanwhile the men headed back for the train.
The next morning the women showed up to help with breakfast, as promised.
BSB...'Good morning! Wonderful moonlight stroll last nite. Has anyone seen Apple?'
'No' replied Jim, looking very somber, hands her a newspaper.
BSB quickly scans the paper and see THE article.
Falls down on the settee.
'What's going on?' asks Artiespet.
Artiespet take the paper from BSB, who scans the paper, slowly the paper is passed around to everyone one. For once, its a speechless moment among the party. |
BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 09:48:20
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quote:
Originally posted by blacksheepbrat64
Prelude:
All the rest of the party (excluding Artie & Apple) had gone for their moonlight stroll with Jim & Jeremy.
Jim & Jeremy had escorted all the ladies to the local hotel for the night. With thoughts of Jim & Jeremy in their heads, they all fell asleep, meanwhile the men headed back for the train.
The next morning the women showed up to help with breakfast, as promised.
BSB...'Good morning! Wonderful moonlight stroll last nite. Has anyone seen Apple?'
'No' replied Jim, looking very somber, hands her a newspaper.
BSB quickly scans the paper and see THE article.
Falls down on the settee.
'What's going on?' asks Artiespet.
Artiespet take the paper from BSB, who scans the paper, slowly the paper is passed around to everyone one. For once, its a speechless moment among the party.
I'm not worried I know what's in that telegram
Yall have to figure it out for yourselves I've been sworn to secrecy. |
Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up. |
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 10:02:10
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Artiespet to Jim-- May I see you for a moment...it's about the telegram.
Many minutes later....Oh Yes Thank you Artiepset for that. |
Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up. |
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kitana
SS novice field agent
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Posted - 06/08/2007 : 10:05:08
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| HAHAHAHAHAH good one..... are you kidding Artemus wouldn't know the wrong end of a cow....... Its a joke.. somber it has to be..... |
Artie, "Come one step closer and I'll misspell your name!" |
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 10:10:24
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Originally posted by kitana
HAHAHAHAHAH good one..... are you kidding Artemus wouldn't know the wrong end of a cow....... Its a joke.. somber it has to be.....
think kitana think |
Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up. |
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kitana
SS novice field agent
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Posted - 06/08/2007 : 10:15:26
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| OK what was in the telegrahm???? ****Ok I'll be posting sporatic today as we are setting up today and tomorrow***** |
Artie, "Come one step closer and I'll misspell your name!" |
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent
USA
8600 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 10:18:51
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*suddenly the party hears footsteps on the platform. The door opens and the bride and groom enter the quiet car*
Artemus, surprised to see everyone: Well hello there everyone, is it breakfast time already? What did you girls bring for us today?
*Everyone stares at them without saying a word, mouths open. They stare at Apple, who is carrying a veil over her arm and a bouquet of orange blossoms*
What is it? What is wrong?
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~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye |
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent
USA
5113 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2007 : 10:19:57
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| Artiespet--Artemus would you care to explain this? And I am sure we want the truth none of your Hamlet routine. |
Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up. |
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Pidgeon's party on the train
